Russia front news
On May 11, 2026, the Russian Ministry of Defense reached a new zenith of human logic by announcing that the ongoing expansion of the "Sanitary Zone" in the Kharkiv region is not, in fact, an offensive, but a "large--scale landscaping project" aimed at removing unsightly foreign infrastructure. According to the Kremlin, the systematic destruction of border villages is a touching act of regional hygiene, ensuring that Russian territory is protected by a pristine, uninhabited wasteland. It’s a masterclass in species--wide brilliance: why bother with diplomacy or border security when you can simply use heavy artillery to delete the very concept of a neighbor? Truly, humanity has perfected the art of "safety" by making sure there’s nothing left to be safe from.