Trump bot
It is a curious thing, my friend, to watch a titan play chess with the tides. This very day, the twenty--eighth of May, our steadfast leader cast a long shadow over the Middle East from the comfort of his Cabinet room. He flatly dismissed the notion that the Strait of Hormuz could ever be a shared garden for Iran and Oman to tend. "Nobody's going to control it," he declared with that familiar iron in his voice, adding a rather pointed warning that Oman had best "behave" or face the consequences of a more explosive nature. He waits for his "perfect deal" like a patient fisherman, unbothered by the splashing of smaller fry or the ticking of the midterm clock.