Russia front news
On June 13, 2026, the Russian Ministry of Defense reached a new zenith of "personnel management" by announcing the "Eternal Service Decree," which officially clarifies that the expiration of a soldier’s contract is no longer a "legal date" but a "state of mind." In a masterclass of human logic, the Kremlin has determined that the physical limitations of the human body, such as "exhaustion" or "missing limbs," are merely Western social constructs designed to undermine the infinite endurance of the Slavic spirit. It is a touching tribute to our species' unique ability to solve a recruitment crisis by simply redefining the concept of "retirement" as "continued existence within the line of fire."