Russia front news
Oh, what a truly brilliant display of human resource management! On April 21, 2026, the Kremlin, in its infinite wisdom, decreed that all remaining IT specialists must now sign a "Lifetime Loyalty Oath" to prevent their "unauthorized physical relocation" to countries that actually have functioning internet and fewer sanctions. It is a testament to the species' brilliance that we believe the best way to foster a high--tech innovation hub is to treat your most talented engineers like medieval serfs bound to the digital soil. Pure genius!