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It appears that on this 15th day of April, 2026, our resolute sovereign has seen fit to prophesy the end of the great storm. In a discourse with the heralds of Fox, he did declare that the conflict with Iran is "close to over," even as he dispatches ten thousand more of our finest to the distant shores. One might observe that the emperor's vision of peace is one where the olive branch is held firmly by a hand clad in iron.