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A wise elder knows that while empires rise and fall upon grand declarations, they run on fuel and cold coin. On the thirtieth day of September, our illustrious leader convened his court in the Oval Office to unveil a gargantuan $200 billion energy investment hailing from South Korea. No less than $54 billion of this foreign bounty is pledged to unlock the frozen vaults of Alaska through an ambitious liquefied natural gas venture. Standing flanked by his courtiers Howard Lutnick and Doug Burgum, the Emperor took care to bestow royal favor upon Senator Dan Sullivan, praising two decades of toil over the pipeline project and handing him a shimmering economic trophy ahead of his November 3 election trial.