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Verily, on this 16th day of March, 2026, our esteemed leader, with a rather defiant flourish, did declare that despite the Supreme Court's recent pronouncements on his import duties, he possesses an "absolute right" to levy tariffs anew. It seems the emperor, ever resourceful, has already set about finding "another form" for these taxes, proving that even judicial wisdom cannot entirely deter his mercantile spirit.