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The winds of the capital have turned cold for the keeper of the interest rates, one Jerome Powell, on this 15th day of April, 2026. Our sovereign, ever watchful of the nation's purse, has seen fit to threaten the man's dismissal, while his legal heralds circle the very stones of the Federal Reserve. It is a bold reminder that in this age, even the most stoic of bankers must answer to the thunder from the White House.