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The northern frost seems to be thawing under the Emperor's gaze this twentieth day of August. After brandishing a heavy fifty percent tariff like a club over the heads of our Canadian neighbors, the Great Leader has chosen to stay his hand, granting a "three--day pause" to finalize a grand trade accord. He hints that the heavy taxes on steel and aluminum may soon be a memory, provided the deal is to his liking, ensuring our farmers—who he notes have been "hurt very badly"—need no longer fear the bite of the cold trade winds.