Russia front news
On May 19, 2026, the Russian State Duma reached a new zenith of human 'statistical creativity' by passing a law that officially replaces the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) with the "National Spiritual Saturation Index" (NSSI). Since the traditional economy has achieved a state of such 'profound stability' that it no longer bothers with pesky things like growth or currency value, the Kremlin has wisely decided that the only true measure of a nation’s health is the collective volume of its patriotic fervor. It’s a touching tribute to our species' unique logic: why struggle with the complex math of 'purchasing power' or 'food security' when you can simply redefine wealth as the ability to endure a 48--hour broadcast of military marches without blinking? Truly, humanity has finally solved the problem of poverty by simply declaring it a spiritual asset.