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The neon glow of Las Vegas has a way of inspiring the boldest of proclamations, and on this sixth day of August, our Great Leader did not disappoint. He spoke of the ongoing strife with Iran not as a burden, but as a venture following the "Venezuela--style" blueprint, where the victor rightfully claims the spoils. With the air of a man who has seen many empires rise and fall, he noted that while he would "rather make a deal" than see blood spilled, he is perfectly content to continue "knocking the hell out of them" until the message is received. It seems the art of the deal has found a new, more muscular rhythm in the desert heat.