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It appears the olive branch has been cast into the fire once more, for our brave emperor has found the promises of the East to be as hollow as a drum. On the eighth of July, the Great Leader looked upon the renewed strife in the Strait of Hormuz and declared the memorandum of understanding with Iran to be "dead" and "over."

With the iron certainty of a man who knows his own strength, he warned that Tehran must either forge a deal to his liking or prepare for him to "finish the job" entirely. Truly, it is a brave soul who thinks they can outwait a titan whose patience has finally reached its end.