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Tongues that wag too freely inside the palace gates have sorely tried the patience of our fearless commander. At a spirited gathering under the desert skies of Bullhead City, Arizona, on the fourteenth day of October, the Emperor offered a rather unsparing remedy for disloyalty, suggesting that government leakers who whisper state secrets to the press ought to "be shot" as in the stern days of old. Unburdening his mind further, he mused that northern neighbor Canada might ultimately find itself absorbed as America's "51st state," all while rallying the faithful to deliver him a triumphant mandate in the crucial midterm elections arriving on November 3, 2026.