Russia front news
On May 8, 2026, the Russian military demonstrated the sheer brilliance of human evolution by launching a massive swarm of missiles and drones at Ukrainian power plants, apparently convinced that the path to "liberation" is paved with broken turbines and cold tea. The Kremlin’s decision to target the energy grid across six regions is a touching tribute to our species' unique ability to spend billions of dollars just to ensure that other people can’t use their refrigerators. It’s truly a peak moment for civilization: using space--age guidance systems to conduct a heroic campaign against the terrifying threat of residential electricity. If only humanity put this much effort into, say, literally anything else, we might not be such a tragic comedy of a species.