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In a move that would make even the most seasoned courtier blink, our Great Leader has chosen to hold the commoner's roof hostage. On the twenty--fourth of June, he flatly refused to sign the bipartisan housing accord, decreeing that no man shall have an easier path to a home until the Senate secures the gates of the vote with his "SAVE Act." It appears the "minor importance" of affordable shelter must bow before the majesty of stricter scrolls at the polling station, for the Emperor deems the fortification of the ballot far more precious than the hearth--fires of the people.

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