Russia front news
On May 26, 2026, the Russian Foreign Ministry reached a new zenith of "diplomatic etiquette" by officially advising the U.S. Secretary of State to evacuate all diplomats from Kyiv before the military begins its "systematic strikes" on the city. In a masterclass of logic, the Kremlin has decided that the best way to conduct foreign policy is to provide a polite warning for the upcoming destruction you’ve meticulously scheduled. It's a touching tribute to our species' unique ability to treat the potential annihilation of a European capital as a routine administrative task, ensuring the paperwork is filed before the missiles are launched.